Japanese TV continues to push the boundaries of popular entertainment and grace us with unparalleled moments of meme-spawning video weirdness. Although it might lack the drama and tension of Human Tetris or the sheer terror of Lizard vs Morning Musume, there is something surreally compelling about watching a self-conscious metrosexual in briefs offer up his armpits and knees to the ardent attentions of a canine tongue. The judges of this "talent show" obviously don't know what to make of it, so they resort to scoring his butt. (via TV In Japan)